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HUMOR TO END THE YEAR WITH A LAUGH
If you're a football fan, you'll like this...
"Church Football"
Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.
Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship.
Halftime - The period between Sunday School and worship when many
choose to leave
Benchwarmer - Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything but
sit.
Backfield-in-Motion - Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain)
during the service.
Staying in the Pocket - What happens to a lot of money that should be given to
the Lord's work.
Two-minute Warning - The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over
and begin to gather up your children and belongings.
Instant Replay - The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week's
illustrations.
Sudden Death - What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the
preacher goes "overtime".
Trap - You're called on to pray and are asleep.
End Run - Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest or fellow
member.
Flex Defense - The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to
affect your life.
Halfback Option - The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the
evening service.
Blitz - The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.
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