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Dear Technical Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs
and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and
Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I
cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of
my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program.
Can you help me, please!!!
Thanks,
A TROUBLED USER
Dear TROUBLED USER:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its
creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife
1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files
within your system could cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is
gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from
the system. Once installed, You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife
1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0
or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.
Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support".
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. I suggest installing background application program
C:\YES DEAR
to alleviate software augmentation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership
Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that
might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be
to enter the command
C:/APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of YES DEAR because ultimately you will have
to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to
normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all
the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider
buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances,
install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the
operating system.
Best of luck.
Tech Support
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